Q: What do you call a Cubic Zirconia in Ireland?
A: A sham rock
Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
A: Because they're always wearing green
Q: When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
A: When it's a FRENCH fry!
Q: What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A: Some poor horse is going barefoot!
Q: Why did the elephant wear his green sneakers instead of his red ones?
A: The red ones were in the wash!
O'Gara was arrested and sent for trial for armed bank robbery.
After due deliberation, the jury foreman stood up and announced, 'Not guilty.'
'That's grand,' shouted O'Gara, 'Does that mean I get to keep the money?'