Earth Day jokes for kids
- Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?
- He was trying to grow a water-melon.
- Why are people always tired on Earth Day?
- Because they just finished a March.
- Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?
- It lost its petals.
- How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
- It waves.
- What goes up when the rain comes down?
- An umbrella.
- Why are people always tired in April?
- Because they just finished a March.
- Why is grass so dangerous?
- Because it’s full of blades.
- Why did the Easter bunny hide?
- He was a little chicken.
- Why did the sun go to school?
- To get brighter.
- How do trees get on the internet?
- They log in
- Why do hens lay eggs?
- If they dropped them, they’d break.
- How do you cut a wave in half?
- Use a sea saw.
- Why did the dog bury himself in the back yard on Earth Day?
- Cause you can't grow a tree without bark.
- What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
- A spelling bee
- What did the tree wear to the pool party?
- Swimming trunks.
- Do bees fly in the rain?
- Not without their yellow jackets.
- Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
- It was feeling green.
- What kind of shorts to clouds wear?
- Thunderwear!
- What has 18 legs and catches flies?
- A baseball team.
- Why do tornadoes zigzag?
- They’re dizzy.
